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Sadly, this is the first post in over a week. Not that I ever contribute. Did uglyvan get meds?
Look, if you want an uglyvan-type post, no need for to wait for him to
post. Anybody can do it. Look!
dingle 6 ==>23
whomp 19 ==> 14
snack 8 ==> 13
ablution 4 ==> 4
snort 3 ==> 102
5 narcosis : deep (space monster + oranges)
4 spanking : lullabye (police + medications)
3 Samsung : network (book + zombies)
2 rings : Saturn (oranges + beam)
1 rings(2) : light (cards + dice)
each stat values 7 - 109
so each combination scores 01 to 8.31432 million.
so use each engine roll 1d4+e
if d1>score and d2>score then result is 4 (party)
if d1<score and d2>score then result is 19 (lose shoe)
if d1>score and d2<score then result is C (vegetate)
if d1<score and d2<score then result is d1>score and d2>score
I don't know why people keep complaining about uglyvan; as you can see
his system is perfectly logical.